Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 02, 2019

cum sock

A sock dedicated to ejaculating into.

Jimmy, mom found the cum sock.

by cybaer July 18, 2022

cum sock

the things under your brothers bed

cum sock is a sock u cum in

by peniswenisflenis September 02, 2022

spicy sock

A sock in which one excretes diarrhea into, allowing the feet to become warm when cold.

After shoveling snow, I had to put on my spicy socks to warm my feet up.

by NickyDpropano November 10, 2022

get socks on

Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.

Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?

by Joseph Broseph November 12, 2018

sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

by Greekbabe1973 October 25, 2017

shatter sock

The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped

I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock

by Nigg_lover September 05, 2019