Findlay slip n'slide

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.

Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.

by Dadismydad January 28, 2008

Skipster

A mix of a Hipster, and a Skater, and it helps if the person skips classes.

Sam:Hey Jake your such a skipster with your nikon d300 and your skate board.

Jake: No I'm not!!

by sam191991 December 27, 2010

slip boom bang

When you slip a picture of your junk in with others pretending not to know it's there, and proceed to show all of them to an unsuspecting person you are hitting on while acting like you did not have a clue it was there, and in result they bang you hard.

Dave: So I went to Christie's house yesterday and you wont believe what happened.
Richard: What? Tell me, tell me!
Dave: Dude, I gave her the old slip boom bang, and it worked!

Richard: What the hell is that?

Dave:Well i took a picture of my cock all fluffed up, then i mixed it in with some scenery pictures, and boom when it popped up, I acted unaware that I even knew it was in my camera.

Then I just acted all shy, and ashamed.

Not only did she hop on for a pony ride, but she also licked my wad off her landing strip. I have never seen anything like it. Nor have I had sex like that, it was explosive!
Richard: <WOW> Sounds like she liked what she saw. That Christy sounds like a keeper!

by daganjaguy January 12, 2011

Tip Slip

The equivalent of a nip slip by girl, for guys with the tip of their penis.

Ben: Bro did you get my snapchat?
Dalton: Yeah, i got your tip slip, faggot

by Bendibear August 27, 2013

the slims

another name for the aids

THE has the slims

by TEss August 18, 2003

Slipcock

The OTHER correct way to pronounce Slipknot as well as Shitknot

Slipcock fan: Slipknot rules!!!!
Real Metal fan: Uhh....no. Listen to real metal like Slayer or something.
Slipcock fan: FUCK YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! MAGGOTS RULE!!
Real Metal fan: Of course, faggots rule. Seriously listen to some real metal.
(Slipknot fan listens to Vital Remains)
Slipcock fan: Crap, I've been wasting my ears! Thanks!!

by Slipknot Sucks Shit April 24, 2008

Slip'n'Slide

Name for when a woman excretes too much lubrication from the vagina. Sometimes nice but sometimes a pain as it can result in a loss of any sensation for both parties during intercourse.

I was trying to have sex with this woman and it became a slip'n'slide.

I could not feel anything as a result of the slip'n'slide.

by Edwin Enrique Velez January 27, 2009