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Van Slam

When a hooker is picked up in a van and there are multiple males ready to drive the van to pound town.
Marco was picked up last night and van slammed
by FagLips January 10, 2019
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Slam down

Example: Me: Aye let's slam down and go to McDonald's

You: Ight let's slam down then
by TheSimeon June 19, 2021
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Porto Slam

Chugging beer in a porta-potty.

This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"

Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
by JJ Brisco July 13, 2011
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Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."
by Smellins March 14, 2013
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SLAM Squad

A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.
Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.
by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019
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slam-ping

The person you play video games with who has better internet
Playing Valorant with my slam-ping, can't wait to lose 4-0 again
by MPan1 December 10, 2022
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