Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

by odddozen June 21, 2021

Homer simpson

An insult used in a nuclear power plant for the same lazy actions of Homer Simpson

Who hired the homer Simpson?

by Kidinthycorner January 15, 2022

The Simpsons

a very bad show i am talking VERY TERRIBLE show if you ever watch the simpsons then you are promised to get aids percent to get aids Family Guy is way better than just some yellow people with a diabetic father The Simpsons

may have a better rating then family guy but Rotten Tomatoes do not know how better family guy is.

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by morimaxamus June 20, 2019

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Bart Simpson

To choke someone like Homer Simpson did to his son Bart Simpson in the early episodes

That bitch has me so mad I'm about to Bart Simpson her ass!!!

by The Trappedout Jesus May 27, 2022

Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.

What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.

by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now

boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”

by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020