Speed mc Speed

a title given when you achieve the goal of going 90+mph in a Green Van

dank bitch 1: hey girl did you see that Matt kid in his mini van he was goin like 90 mph

dank bitch 2: hell ya hes such a hottie, defineately speed mc speed worthy.

by Matt21212121212121 July 6, 2007

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

by woahimbomb April 10, 2009

Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 1, 2010

SpeedFeed

The QUICK consumption of a meal or snack.

Nope, I'll be faster; I'm having a SpeedFeed, today.

by SpeedFeeder? September 2, 2010

speed insurance

What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.

One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.

I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.

Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.

by M8dTyteDrift0r November 24, 2010

Speedering

Riding really fast on your speeder, for long, seemingly endless, periods of time. (Usually spoken between two ore more persons while playing/talking about a futuristic vehicle that hovers above the ground)

Tycho: "I hate missions that involve long distance walking."

Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."

by Chrissmasseuss December 28, 2011