fucktard piss faggot shithole

When you are so mad you just start yelling random swear words to vent.

YOU ARE SUCH A fucktard piss faggot shithole LITTLE SON OF A BITCH

by Osama bean ladle February 18, 2022

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Disgusting Little Shitboy

Ya know, that child movie character whose a brat, usually messy, always up to no good. I mean, I don't need to elaborate further it's a disgusting little shitboy.

A: Did you see that new Final Destination movie that came out?
B: Yeah.
A: That kid from the opening scene who stole pennies and threw one and caused that entire skyview disaster, I hate him.
B: Yeah me too, he's a disgusting little shitboy if you ask me.

by basically_ar December 4, 2025

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021