Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024
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The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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Get the fanning the sheets mug.Sheet feet is a condition caused by bedding—particularly a tucked-in top sheet or comforter—restricting the natural movement of the toes, ankles, and feet. This limitation can lead to discomfort and disrupted sleep, as the toes become either folded forward or backward, requiring the individual to adjust their foot position, often by turning their foot to the side or untucking the restrictive bedding.
Symptoms typically include:
• Toes folded forward or backward
• A feeling of limited foot movement or range of motion
• A need to turn the foot to the side to relieve the pressure or discomfort
• Frequent waking due to the inability to move the feet freely.
Solutions include:
• Loosening the bedding around the feet
• Untucking the corners of the bedding to create more space
• "Ripping" or pulling the corner of the bedding off the feet to reduce restriction
Prevention: For those with a particular sensitivity to sheet feet, requesting extra-loose bedding or a blanket that isn't tucked too tightly may be helpful. Additionally, a more relaxed bed-making style could alleviate the issue at home.
It's a playful yet relatable condition that many people experience, especially when traveling or staying in places where bedding is made too neatly.
Symptoms typically include:
• Toes folded forward or backward
• A feeling of limited foot movement or range of motion
• A need to turn the foot to the side to relieve the pressure or discomfort
• Frequent waking due to the inability to move the feet freely.
Solutions include:
• Loosening the bedding around the feet
• Untucking the corners of the bedding to create more space
• "Ripping" or pulling the corner of the bedding off the feet to reduce restriction
Prevention: For those with a particular sensitivity to sheet feet, requesting extra-loose bedding or a blanket that isn't tucked too tightly may be helpful. Additionally, a more relaxed bed-making style could alleviate the issue at home.
It's a playful yet relatable condition that many people experience, especially when traveling or staying in places where bedding is made too neatly.
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