Shard

Blue-haired sprite comic author. Knowledgeable about Mecha anime. Enjoys arguing with people who are convinced Gundam is the best thing since sliced bread.

<Shard> Swear to god. You go up to St. Peter, he'll ask you "What next-gen console did YOU get?" You reply "PS2" honestly, he'll just nod with a wink and a smile. You're in.

by Lyrai December 28, 2003

shardi

friend (in black people language)

Hey, you there, your my shardi!

by Timothy December 2, 2003

SCARED SHITLESS.

When as a SHITEATER you are afraid you won't get FED.

John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Shakedown

A means of exacting revenge where an individual snoops through another's computer with the intention of ousting a hidden porn collection and informing the public at large of its existence.

"What are you doing on my computer? Is this a fucking shakedown?"

by zomgba December 14, 2008

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

sharadick

The couple of the hot tennis players, Maria Sharapova and Andy Roddick.

Billy: Check out Sharadick!

Kelly: wow, they are the new Tomkat.

by Barb S August 10, 2007

shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010