Sexy Apes

A large fat man who sells sex tapes. Commonly found smoking weed or singing in loudly in the back of the class.

Ella: “What is that large creature

Abby: “Sexy Apes”

by Addy Smith January 28, 2020

sexy brunette

Maria Tara Ryabushkina

Example of sexy brunette: tinyurl.com/ywsmfpaw

by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

Sexy Reading

When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.

Who doesn't love or enjoy some sexy reading?

by TheIslander96 June 17, 2015

Sexy mammal

A sexy mammal is when you have sex with a mammal that was so sexy that you cummed

Senpai:You like mammals
Senpai 2:Yeah especially sexy mammals, they make me cum a lot

by Daddy senpai3 May 18, 2021

sexy-clipse

When there is an extremely hot girl, and you are having a conversation with her but a tougher guy comes and then she pays less attention to you. Like how the earth cock blocks the moon in an eclipse.

Nerd: hey
Girl: hey how are you
Jock: HEY.
Girl: Hey
Nerd: I'm in a SEXY-CLIPSE

by Black Belt December 2, 2011

Sexy Dynamite

Red Velvet's Joy, Park Soo Young, a Korean idol and actress. She us extremely seducive to the point everyone is high key gay....

PARK SOO YOUNGGGG WHEN YOU SMILE IM HAPPY TOO!!!!!💚🔥🔥🔥

Joy: yes I'm sexy dynamite
Interview lady: you are so cute
Joy: ahaha, I know....

by Spilling tea January 21, 2019

Sexy-ugly

A person generally not considered to be attractive by many, but who is hot as fuck.

Examples: Shia LaBeouf, Malcolm McDowell in 1971 A Clockwork Orange,

Girl 1: Hey I’m not gonna need a ride from you later, I’m going home with Mike.
Girl 2: How much have you had to drink?
Girl 1: No it’s not that. He really turns me on.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, I think he’s sexy-ugly and it’s gonna be hot as hell!
Girl 2: Ok, I can kinda see it. Have fun!

by Anunnakitty April 16, 2020