Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023

Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face

When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

scoop

to flick someone's nipple up

i scooped someone

by SCOOP MAN March 13, 2018

alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up from behind the goal net over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.

Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.

by Spanky D December 13, 2021

scoop-a-loop

Another way of saying rim job... you use your tongue as a scoop the loop being the butthole.

Margaret :"Moe do you scoop-a-loop?"
Moe : "Margaret that is gross, I will not give you a rim job"

by Rosewood September 8, 2016

Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.

by Darkmeat June 8, 2025