Sam

The cutest, sweetest, most taleneted person you know. He is kind of a nerd, but it really works for him. He plays at least one instrument, and takes at least one advanced class. He’s a religious boy and he goes to church every Sunday. All the girls love him, even if they don’t want to admit it because he is just so great. Sam might come off as a little obnoxious when you first meet him, but he is really just a confident dude. Hes flirty to a LOT of girls and it drives them crazy, just pick ONE Sam! If you get a Sam, don’t let him go, because you’ll never meet anyone better.

Person 1: Man, Sam is the most perfect guy I know!

Person 2: Which one?

by 6PACCCK October 6, 2018

Sam

Harry Potter Addict and is ugly AF He gets rejected a lot

Sams fugly

by Dick Hindu August 13, 2018

sam

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

by owowowo August 13, 2018

Sam

A wanker

Oh he is a real sam

by °°°°°°=°°°°°°°°° August 17, 2018

Sam

A fit boy who all the girls swoon over, he tends to have an overly large penis and he gets all the girls. He is a babe magnet and is very popular with the chicks.

You know Sam? He’s such a fitty

by fitlad123 August 28, 2018

Sam

Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.

person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."

by lilboibabby September 4, 2018

sam

sexi bostonite

Sam: I am sexi bostonite

by olivicafishboy October 20, 2018