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weenie retriever

A cross between a golden retriever and a dachshund. Also see golden weenie.
My best friend got a weenie retriever. She named her Jenna.
by Wikastark October 2, 2017
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Golden Retriever

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018
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Silent retreat

You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.

You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.

Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
by WatcherMark May 23, 2019
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un-retractable foreskin

The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.
Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it

un-retractable foreskin
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
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Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up
Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat
by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021
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Team Retribution

Person 1: Have you heard of Team retribution?
Person 2: Is that the team with the leader that can't speak for the whole team?
Person 1: Yeah. That's them.
by PandaOnTop February 7, 2021
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Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)
She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.
by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021
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