Religion

the only right wright one is Christianity

Christianity is the only right religion

by jt hudy July 6, 2022

religioneering

The manufacture or engineering of a belief system.

Q said it and I believe it!

Believe what? That's just a hoax, you dimwit. It's religioneering!

by 0bject February 2, 2021

religion

Hope that will help you in life, but won't save you from life threatening situations with the best it can do being making you lucky to survive.

religion helped me in hoping that I never get in a fight with a crazy man with a gun. But when the time came, I survived after he missed a close shot and ran out of ammo

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 10, 2021

Religion

Fucking bullshit.

Person A: " If religion is stupid why are there still people believing in religion."
Person B: " We are you still alive again?"

by fakmee April 20, 2018

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

religion

The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.

-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."

by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023

Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.

Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExceptionalGamer June 8, 2018