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redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.
Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”
by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018
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redneck skank

A redneck that fucks everything that they see. Probably has every possible hiv put there.
by RedneckSkank April 26, 2017
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Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
by breepauljohn August 12, 2013
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Redneck noise

Guy 1: Listen to that. That’s a bad jam
Guy 2: Redneck noise dude that’s all it is
by Mommy I Rocky February 13, 2022
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redneck metalhead

Blue Collar Metal heads that are known for rural mischief and listening to (but not limited to) Southern Brand Groove/Sludge/Doom/Death Metal. Can be identified by Pantera and Acid Bath T shirts. Although they might partake in regular "Redneck" past times (Hunting, Fishing, Drinking) they usually only dress passingly as Redneck with a mandatory Band T shirt, bandana, and cheap sunglasses. They don't have to be from the South, but almost always have an affinity for blue collar lifestyles and hard scrabble life.
"Johnny spent all his money from his carpentry job on tickets to the Crowbar concert, he's such a fuckin' Redneck Metalhead"

"That Redneck Metalhead over there has had that truck since Highschool, he drove it to a Slayer concert across the country back in the 90s and it was old then. Only a Redneck would do that, but only a Redneck Metalhead would do it for a concert"
by Angel of the Abyss December 15, 2015
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Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021
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redneck island

the redneck version of a long island iced tea; made up completely of mass types of moonshine
"whatchu drankin?"
"i got me here a redneck island YALL DIGGITY"
by throwinhunnits September 26, 2013
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