Rector High School

A terrible ass school

Person: "where did you go to school"
Guy: "Rector High School"
Person: "Get the fuck out"

by The unisamacorn October 14, 2016

Rectrangle

I created a form that has four sides. Each side is a triangle. The form has only two ends.

The rectrangle is a combination of a rectangle and triangle. The rectrangle is almost impossible to visualize so I can send you a 21 second video that show all sides.

by CCreatioCreatio February 20, 2017

rectal plumber

A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.

Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed

by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.

I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.

by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017

rectal ecstasy

When someone penetrates your rectal area and you are ecstatic.

The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.

You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.

Damn, when I went down to that new bar, the Bull and Mouth, I stayed there all night because they played the Rectal Ecstasy game.

by RebDav September 17, 2017

REDtard

An alternative of Commietard, a combination of RED and retard

A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers (and Imperial Robloxian Federation too.)

Vasilyev - Lenin was the greatest leader of the world.
SparlieDasboy - Get the fuck out REDtard

by dasboy December 1, 2017