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scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.
I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed
by Djc2508 January 23, 2014
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Snag rat

Someone who steals (snags) a guy’s girlfriend.
You hear about Joe? He started seeing Vanessa while her boyfriend was on tour! What a snag rat!
by jackalderson May 24, 2019
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Flyer Rats

1. Flyer or used to flyer for some of the best joints in town (Bongo, Cab Vol, GRV, Third Door, STUDIO 24, Liquid Rooms or the delightful Sneaky Petes)

2. Spend your weekend on flyer corner sipping on some fine tonic.

3. Spend the rest of your time and cash monies in Sneaky's

4. visited the office.
Who are those drunks hanging about on that corner?

oh they are just flyer rats.
by kingrat July 28, 2012
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Noodle Rat

-A shortened ferret.
"That noodle rat was stretched out! And now it's a ferret.
by NoodleRat August 1, 2017
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cubicle rat

A person who works in an inhuman office environment characterized by small, square, work spaces separated by cheap portable walls. This environment is designed to squeeze as many employees as possible into a given space at the lowest cost possible with no regards to comfort or privacy.
I used to have my own office at this company but now I'm just another cubicle rat.
by Snydley Whiplash April 27, 2016
mugGet the cubicle ratmug.

Oh rats

Its when you make a you messed up or you're wrong
When your arguing with someone and they're right "oh rats"
by FireGhostCM December 19, 2019
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Puff rat

A puff rat is someone who hogs the spilff or joint and smokes it all without a care in the world!
Anna is such a puff rat,she never passes the j she just smokes it all,a true puff rat!
by RedGk20 February 1, 2021
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