pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy

dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning

by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011

Slick a pube

Trying to do something difficult. Attempting to overcome a challenge.

“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”

Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”

by Expert bra fitter September 24, 2019

Pube ball

When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.

Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?

by The dick master December 5, 2019

Pube ball

When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.

Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?

by The dick master December 5, 2019

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021

Pube-B-Gone

A sticky, flavored tongue-depressor type device for removing pesky pubes caught in the back of the throat after oral.

hey can i borrow your pube-B-gone i got a pube hairball back there.

by Originator22 July 9, 2010

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023