poop de grace

Poop de grace pronounced /pu day gras/ (properly spelled "poop de grâce") is related to the French phrase "coup de grâce." While "coup de grâce" means "blow of mercy," "poop de grâce" means "poop of mercy." This comes about after eating skanky fast food, most notably Krystals or Taco Bell, where the grease accumulation in the affected person's bowels creates a "perfect storm" of indigestible foreign matter, well-lubricated intestines, and a lack of time to process the poisons put into one's body. The result is a nearly immediate post-consumption shit that proves that one's enjoyment of such eating establishments is a crime against God and man; the pain alone should make repeat practitioners consider themselves as recreating a perverse, modern form of self-flagellation. However, true to its name, the poop de grâce, once completed, offers relief that reaffirms faith in a Higher Order.

"Not ten seconds passed since he let the sixth krystal with cheese slip past his lips before the immediate and painful stabs of an incoming poop de grace were felt..."

"The chili cheese fry had taken its toll; that porcelain throne was never quite the same after Joe had taken his poop de grâce."

by ragtagop September 26, 2007

Poop-off

poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.

“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’

by untitledlife September 29, 2005

Geometric Poop

Get your shit straight

Yo Kev, I heard Ty fucked you up on saturday.

Hells no cuz. I did that nigga up...Geometric Poop.

by izzybabiie February 24, 2009

crunch berry poop

The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.

Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.

by MattJanda September 8, 2010

for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

poop camel

One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.

Nancy: Wow that felt good!
Geoff: What?
Nancy: I just pooped for the first time in 3 days because i couldn't go at your parents house this weekend.
Geoff: Thats fuckin unbelievable . . . you are such a poop camel!

by Brunzie December 16, 2008

poop mouth

foul odor from mouth caused by an infection or impacted tooth

she has poop mouth cause of her impacted wisdom tooth

by stinkyloves September 5, 2011