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language police

In Quebec, the street name for the officers of the OLF (Office de la Langue Francais) who patrol the streets enforcing law 101, the infamous language law that at first completely outlawed english on any commercial signs in Quebec, and now only outlaws english on outdoor signs. Indoor signs must conform to a system whereby the french text must "predominate", that is, be put in a bolder, larger text above any englsh or other language.

Though few in number, they are much hated in the English and Allophone community for their Nazi-like tactics of harassment of small businesses. It is the reason why Kentucky Friend Chicken (KFC) is Poulait Frit Kentucky (PFK) here. Not all large coporations have changed their names to comply, however. Mac Donlald's was allowed to keep their apostrophe, but other stores, notably Eaton's (and the fat English ladies that worked there)were not immune.
Those fucking language police want me to change my sign! What the hell do ya mean the english is one quarter of an inch too big to be less prominent than the french! FUCK YOU FROGS!
by G.H. Hadden May 3, 2005
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Polcol

Slang for police collision.
Deemed by a group of Metropolitan Police officers were subject to formal discipline proceedings for using Facebook to brag about car crashes. They were members of a group called "Look I've had a Polcol".
Man I had a sweet Polcol today.
by Beardinator June 26, 2008
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Police Parade

When a cop is driving under the speed limit and no one will pass him for fear of getting a ticket creating a long line of slow moving cars.
It seemed like it took forever to get here today because I got behind a Trooper who was in the left lane and was going 55 in a 70 and everyone was afraid to pass him. I hate being in a police parade.
by hamezz November 5, 2011
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Police raid

FUCK its the pigs!, quick flush the dope down the toilet.
Someone at your door "knock knock"
You: "Who's there :/?"
Police raid: *A MOTHERFUCKING BATTERING RAM*
by FlynnofAwesome December 13, 2014
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Policy Debate

oh, i do policy debate --- self induced orgasm

...kill yourself
by DebateDude April 18, 2018
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Policy debate

An evil mile deep hole which you will never climb out of. Insulting the side you're debating against is a regular thing that occurs on a minutely basis. People in policy often develop a cult-like structure within their group that consists of a "mother hen" and their "chicks". The mother hen will teach the chicks all they know before possibly passing on the role to a chick, who then becomes the new mother hen. They also have so many technical terms, even people in the event don't always know what they mean. If you are entering policy, you will sink into this dark hole that you will never come out. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
"Hey, did you see that policy debate?"
"Yeah man, but I didn't even know what was going on. By the way, what's a Kritik?
by Ananomynouspolicydebater November 12, 2018
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Police never die

Felix Navidad -> Police never die
"I'm not a police anymore!! Since Police never die!"
by Danielmigod March 12, 2021
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