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Pimp Hand

is the hand you prefer to use for everyday activities such as writing, texting, using utensils, or slapping your hoe.

A pimp hand can either be strong or weak.

Keeping your pimp hand strong can evoke fear, demand respect, and increase your income.

Individuals who are ambidextrous have 2 Pimp Hands.
If you are right handed then your right hand is your Pimp Hand. If you are left handed, then your left hand is your Pimp Hand.
by itzmrsjames_beezy June 13, 2010
mugGet the Pimp Handmug.

Sandal Pimp

Derogartory term used to describe a person from the middle east. See Camel Jockey
by TheHose February 2, 2005
mugGet the Sandal Pimpmug.

Powder Pimp

When you lay a disrespectful ho down with your righteous pimp hand that has been freshly seasoned with baby powder.
That fucking bitch came out of pocket so I had to get with that funky ass bitch and lay down my "Powder Pimp" on that bitch. You understand me ! Then that bitch ran her funky ass mouth and I had to get medieval on that bitch with my motherfucking pimp stick my nigga.
by Mad Shardigan May 29, 2010
mugGet the Powder Pimpmug.

Cup Pimp

N. The man/woman who sells plastic cups at college keggars. A necessary but unpopular job that prevents the host of a party from having a good time.
That Jim sure knows how to make us money at our parties. He's the best cup pimp I've ever seen.
by DantheCollegeKid November 1, 2007
mugGet the Cup Pimpmug.

pimp arrest

when a bitch gets uppity, you got to put her under pimp arrest. This includes (but is not limited to) taking all her cash, jewelry, drugs, and shoes.
Yo man, that bitch was eye ballin me funny so "boom-shaka-laka", I put her under pimp arrest!
by SilkyG May 15, 2006
mugGet the pimp arrestmug.

pimped out

To be exploited publicly.
The school was so broke they pimped out the students and called it fund raising. The kid that sold the most candy won a cheap bicycle.
by David Tacitus May 3, 2008
mugGet the pimped outmug.

simp pimp

A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.

Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".

The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".

Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?

Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.

Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 13, 2020
mugGet the simp pimpmug.

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