Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.

“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “

by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019

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Bog Pic

A "Bog Pic" is a special kind of Foot Pic wherein the subject's feet are 3/4th submerged in murky water and /or mud.

"Hey babe I'm out hiking, want me to send some bog pics?~"

"Oh yeah, he has some really hot bog pics for sale on patreon."

"This hoe tryna get free bog pics."

by Bog Woman March 17, 2019

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PARN Pic

PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
Post
A
Right
Now

Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.

"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' December 23, 2018

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