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Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006
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picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.
"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"
by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010
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pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea
I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
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ghost pick-up

When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.
That man did a ghost pick-up after his dog took a crap in my yard.
by booger stealer April 6, 2017
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62 pick ups

A parody made by cormega from the TV show "The Facts of Life" in his rap after intro on his testament album...as in his facts of life living in queensbridge...This be the real defenition of 62 pick ups...to those who be fake and don't know no better...
"I live the life of 62 pick ups"...-cormega
by RasperOne December 20, 2013
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pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021
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Quick pick relationships

When a woman or man start dating someone right after there long relationship without getting to know the person first .
Tod:😢😢2 years and we aren’t working ur far to from me we should break up

Kacy:😭😭😭😭😭

Jeffery: TODDD!!!!! Look at tht girl😍😍

Tod: ima get with her

Tod: hey can I get ur number

Ugly:☺️ yes.

Next week or two they start to date.

Note: quick pick relationships never end up working out because for 1 nobody knows no one in the relationship and wen that toxic trait comes in that u won’t like someone is most likely gonna fold . Don’t be fooled over the sex u might as well have stayed with ur ex . Cuz this quick pick relationship u in ain’t it💯🤦🏻 ♀️ Sus , bro why y’all always leave the most sexiest loyal people for ugly ass bitches and niggas y’all some simps
by Obvious facts October 2, 2018
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