Wow, that kid Dustin Fleming is SUCH A PHAGGLE.
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I hope I never turn out to be like that phaggle JASON EONI.
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I hope I never turn out to be like that phaggle JASON EONI.
by Dustin Fleming October 17, 2011
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Ben Affleck: "Oh my god! Did you just give me a dutch phantom?"
Jennifer Lopez: "What are you talking about?"
Jennifer Lopez: "What are you talking about?"
by ak fo sevin November 28, 2006
Get the dutch phantom mug.The assumption that having a bigger and/or more powerful car makes you a bigger and/or more powerful man is a logical phallusy.
by Alexandra Stuart April 7, 2008
Get the Logical Phallusy mug.A phase in your life that occurs frequently when you are fine with exploring promiscuous activities and connecting with random people. These activities do not always end in sex, but can lead to it. You have a high tendency to dance provocatively with strangers, be a tease in social settings, flirt non-stop, kiss and/or make-out with others, and get caught up in the moment. This phase helps you establish what you like and don't, explore your sexuality, and have fun. You have the ability to stop these actions or snap out of the phase.
This phase typically occurs when you are in a social setting and you have a lot of pent up energy and went to let loose. Some may think this is shallow, but knowing yourself is a learning process.
This phase typically occurs when you are in a social setting and you have a lot of pent up energy and went to let loose. Some may think this is shallow, but knowing yourself is a learning process.
Jake: "You went through a major hoe-phase your first year of college, huh?"
Billy: "Fuck yes. I made out with so many random chicks at parties. It was great"
Jake: "You did that all year?"
Billy: "Yea"
Jake: "Hoe-Phase indeed"
Billy: "Fuck yes. I made out with so many random chicks at parties. It was great"
Jake: "You did that all year?"
Billy: "Yea"
Jake: "Hoe-Phase indeed"
by J-Unit1620 October 9, 2012
Get the Hoe-Phase mug.*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by Vanguard September 12, 2003
Get the phalaphobia mug.A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.
Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."
by Sarah Lubeck February 24, 2005
Get the Phallic Snack mug.An eljay community for Phantom of the Opera fans---Excuse me, PHANS. The group, which is entirely composed of women (since the majority of hetero men avoid all reference to The Phantom of the Opera like the pox), obtains great lulz by seeking out "badphic"---that is, bad Phantom fanfiction---and subsequently mocking it in their intarwebz stronghold. This process more often than not involves "wanking"---not, as one might assume, the act of spanking one's monkey; but of adding comments in bold throughout the entirity of the badphic. These additions are typically quite humorous, unless one of teh uncool fancies herself capable of satire. The ensuing results are quite often disastrous and cause the readers' roflcopter to crash. But, a roflcopter crash would be very frequently preferable to the effects of the unadulterated reading of a genuine badphic: in such situations, the brain bleach must be pulled forth and the unfortunate victim's neurological cells must be scrubbed clean. One by one. In conclusion: trust the phanwankers to do the dirty work. That's their area of expertise.
Phanwankers have a proverbial menagerie of inside jokes (it's bordering the line of a secret language) that can be quite frustrating to those who are cool enough to not know inside Phantom of the Opera jokes. I would gladly list a few notable instances here, but I don't feel like being hunted down and brutally slaughtered by a horde of teenage girls enraged by my revelations about their secret society.
Phanwankers have a proverbial menagerie of inside jokes (it's bordering the line of a secret language) that can be quite frustrating to those who are cool enough to not know inside Phantom of the Opera jokes. I would gladly list a few notable instances here, but I don't feel like being hunted down and brutally slaughtered by a horde of teenage girls enraged by my revelations about their secret society.
13-year-old smutfic writer: Liek, OMFAG, these stoopid bitchez on this gaytarded LJ totully killed my masterpeece "TwIsTeD DaRk RoSeS oF aNgUiSh AnD lOvE iMmOrTaL tHaT nEvEr DiEs!!! Review plz! Kthnxbai!!1!eleventy!
Reader: ...
Phanwanker: How about Blueflamewolf just wrecked Roule's Ingenious Plane to go with that whaaambulance?
13-year-old smutfic writer: i am making u jellus @ j00!
Phanwanker: Bitch plz.
Reader: ...
Phanwanker: How about Blueflamewolf just wrecked Roule's Ingenious Plane to go with that whaaambulance?
13-year-old smutfic writer: i am making u jellus @ j00!
Phanwanker: Bitch plz.
by Magdalene S. August 20, 2007
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