Payton

A girl who acts like a mentally retarded cat,is a jerk,bitch,asshole,doesn't care about you,acts like she knows everything,almost everyone hates her.no boys like her.

Have you seen Payton she is a God dam fucking asshole!yha I have and I agree!

by Cuthotgirl August 28, 2017

payton manning

Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.

Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all

by robert Duffitt December 6, 2006

Penton

A group of people who made up the story of excalibur, a family in which the men are almost genticly inclined to cheat or jump from partner to partner

Penton : Hay baby
Girl 1 : Hi hunny
Penton : I love you
Girl 1 : I love you too hunny
phone : Beep
Penton : I have a call on the other line brb
phone : Changes lines
Penton : Hello
Girl 2 : Hi
penton : Oh hi, i missed you beuatiful, i love you but i have to go to work
Girl 2 : Oh ok i'm sorry
Penton : It's okay txt me later love you bye
girl 2 : bye
phone : changes lines
Penton : i'm sorry baby
Girl 1 : It's ok

by jkjkjk lololol October 11, 2008

pewton

1) Unit of measurement to describe stink - one pewton is equivalent to a raised eyebrow. 1 million pewtons generates a nasty taste in your mouth and 1 billion pewtons causes your eyes to water.

Cat poop has 8 billion pewtons compared to dog poop's 3 million pewtons.
Man! You must have eaten wings by the boatload last night! Your pewtons are off the charts!

by B-rizzleGadizzle October 17, 2013

peaton

Peaton is an arse hat good for nothing skidmark on society. When one encounters a Peaton, they are usually so repelled that they feel an instant urge to cut off his arms, then shove them so far up his arse that he kicks him self in his dirty, plagued, annoying, urinal smelling mouth.

You see that guy over there getting put in the bin and rolled into a fire?? He's a Peaton

by Martin Bella February 28, 2017

Payton

Payton is a pretty, funny girl but can sometimes be a bitch you can’t really trust her and makes a good friend but not a best friend and she can be very annoying.

Payton told me who u liked.

by Unknown123445558483@399393848 March 11, 2019

Payton Peterson

Payton's favorite shtick these days is his gay routine. He fusses his hair and talks like a girl only when he is alone, he says he is not gay, but he just doesn't want people to judge him. His favorite thing to do while he is alone is to run around his room naked and clap his cheeks on pillows.

Payton Peterson is gay.

by 123456789man December 13, 2019