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dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on
Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period
by Pratt dad March 27, 2017
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Period Blood

Blood that tastes good
by Kokichiouma November 12, 2022
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Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.
Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.
by TheBear! June 25, 2015
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cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.
ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much
by jetts October 26, 2022
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period uh

by anonymous banana lol September 24, 2022
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Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.
Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."
by Victor Mateo Trench December 31, 2014
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jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.
"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"
by makehimsquirt January 29, 2015
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