Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 06, 2023

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pencil a fucking pencil

I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...

I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil

by Johny wicky July 03, 2022

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Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.

David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.

by samisabadman July 25, 2020

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pencil beak

1.noun. large and pointed nose or chin. 2.noun. an over hanging with a rough wall. 3. vb. (pencil beaking) smelling a liquid by sticking your nose in it.

1. She is has a pencil beak. 2. Don't fall off the pencil beck. 3. Are you pencil beaking your soup.

by VanDrako June 02, 2010

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