Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.
"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"
by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018
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Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.
“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”
by Jeremayne October 03, 2023
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brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.
by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022
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pencil straight

i have pencil straight hair
by darkmatter829 November 27, 2023
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pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours
Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe
by Jackson davidson October 10, 2017
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pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.
by Helios8170 November 22, 2018
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Pencil Mercenary

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them
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