Alabama confetti parade

The act of 4-6 brothers getting in a line and taking turns cumming on their sisters face.

"She just had an Alabama confetti parade with her family."

by Your neighborhood next door July 26, 2019

Big Mouth Paradox

When children in a show sound like grown adults.

Steven Universe suffers from the Big Mouth Paradox

by Skelecool August 25, 2020

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

R6 Ranked Paradox

An instance in the game Rainbow Six Siege in which you play well against people of your rank but then proceed to get shit on by players far below your rank.

Hey Jayden, no one can figure out why the R6 Ranked Paradox always stays true no matter what rank.

by ThatIQmain October 8, 2020

Lost in Paradise

The Best fucking anime ending

Lost in paradise
Night and day are fading out
Keep on dance now
Hey hey
Tokyo prison
I'm going to relight your feeling
Night and day are blending
I'm going to relight your feeling
Light up every last one of them
Lost in paradise
Night and day are fading out
When time gets rough
Access to your love
Lost in Paradise

Night and day are fading out
Keep on dance now
Hey hey hey hey hey

by Twitch Nycesz79 January 30, 2021

Dick Pic Paradox

The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if you’ll send yours
Person 1: I can’t though, I’m not hard
Person 2: I guess we’re stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox

by Turbotroop July 2, 2021

suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021