Bulging the onion bag

Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.
Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!
by EinZweiDie January 01, 2011
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Devils onion ring

This is the area behind your taint. Also known as a butt hole or ass hole.
by Matt Nickel July 18, 2008
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Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.
Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!
by AlimonyBob May 28, 2011
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beef and onion thumb

is when you insert your thumb into the womans flange and then her ass before wiping it across her upper lip leaving a trail, similar to a dirty sanchez
i gave my woman a beef and onion thumb last night now she looks like burt reynolds
by stacyt5 August 23, 2007
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onion lake bads

A girl who parties every weekend kissing their friends' boyfriends or fucking them. They're more fake than their eyebrows and you should never trust an ol bad because she backstabs you sooner or later. Usually every guy wants them because they know how easy she is but she usually will always cheat on him at the next party she finds. Never trust an ol bad because they take your clothes and won't give them back
Guy 1, "she's easy, I'm going to grow feelings for her and then I'll get cheated on but I'll keep going back to her bc she's easy"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"

Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"

Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"
by Thing696969 March 16, 2014
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sauté my onion

He can sauté my onion any day.
by b!+¢h3$ April 27, 2017
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french onion soup

French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.

If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry
“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”
by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022
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