take a toilet

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
by mangusforeal June 17, 2006
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taking a dip

To swim; to take a dip in a body of water.
- I'm taking a dip, you coming?
- No, the water is way too cold.
by Sewil1 October 01, 2018
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taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.
Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.
by KSkrilla January 23, 2011
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take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.
It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.
by backotruck October 28, 2013
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Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.
by Vincs33333333 December 05, 2020
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taking laps

a strategic form of smoking marijuana, driving on a specific track to lay low and smoke (often in neighborhoods), because moving targets are harder to catch
Hey man, you wanna come take a lap?

Im so ripped bro, me and Deebs just got done taking laps.
by Rambozzle June 03, 2010
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