loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well

Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!

by corvette120123 December 11, 2021

Tiddy loaf

So you take two tiddy

And put them together

Tiddy loaf

Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Tiddy loaf

“Oh my god

What’s this?

Could it be
TIDDYLOAF?!?!”

“There are no accidents
Only tiddyloaf”

All hail
T I D D Y L O A F”

by The ultimate evil March 13, 2021

Loafing

The act of an animal to take the shape of a loaf of bread

My cat was loafing on the couch

by XxX Potatobread Slayer XxX June 15, 2021

Loafing

The action of an animal, particularly a cat or a dog, resting in a position that resembles the appearance of a loaf of bread.

Man, my shiba inu looks like a loaf of bread when he's resting!
OMG, he's loafing!

by Pr0FsR January 31, 2021

Loafing

To “lack” or to NOT have a gun on you

“Damn why you out here loafing?”
“I’m not going out there loafing”

by KeelahB May 07, 2024

Loafing

Extreme Glaze

Bro Jaquavion is loafing danice tooo much

by UK slang REAL September 21, 2023