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Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.
The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"
by General Howard January 11, 2009
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Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010
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Swamp-Bird

Another word for swamp pussy. Generally a female with an unwashed, swamp-like vagina. Primarily used by Coal Grove middle school students.
Damn, that bitch stank! I think she got swamp-bird!”
by Sammmmmmy69 October 11, 2019
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terror bird

A female who suffers from pathological narcissism or the aggressive form of borderline personality disorder. Bird is slang for woman in many parts of the world. Prehistoric terror birds (scientific name Phorusrhacids) were carnivorous, flightless apex predators 1-3 meters tall.

These people can be difficult to screen out because they are often very good at hiding their real selves, especially the narcissistic types. In addition they are frequently physically attractive. Includes gold digger types.
Jane is just a terror bird who'll help you spend as much of your money as she can and then dump you.
by Cumbre Vieja March 26, 2015
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Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
by an on e muz October 22, 2011
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bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation
I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.
by ChrisTechTV March 15, 2011
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daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018
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