nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.

I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet

by S.A.T.A.N June 03, 2021

toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing

Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.

by Gaming withcall June 04, 2017

Toilet Cake

Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.

This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.

"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."

"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 05, 2013

poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

Energy Toilet

A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.

Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.

by deememetee March 11, 2021

Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Toilet Nazi

A person who obsesses about the toilet habits of others, like how long they spend in there or how much bog roll they leave behind when finished.

My roommate is a complete toilet nazi, whatever I do, seat up , seat down, too much bog roll, too little bog roll, it's always wrong.

by afod February 14, 2017