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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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Toilet Hugger

When someone ends up puking in the toilet whilst hugging the bowl after consuming too much alcohol
Guy 1: Wow Ben sure did drink alot last night
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself
by vots69 February 1, 2010
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Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
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toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.
I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!
by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017
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Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
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Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet
Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?
by Amc September 18, 2017
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toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.
Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.
by nlan1 August 14, 2010
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