monkey milk

A slang term for ejaculate

He got monkey milk on her blue dress

by Morgan Westfield July 26, 2006

milk in first

Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to "pouring the milk first" when preparing cereal.

He's a milk in first sort of person -- I wouldn't trust him.

by Absquatch September 14, 2015

milk wagons

mammaries

What a great set of milk wagons

by CCUP April 17, 2003

milk enema

A milk enema is when you inject milk into your ass and then your partner eats your ass out sexyyyyy

Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub.

Milk enema

by Doyoudrinkmilkoutofaguysass February 20, 2018

man milk

what the milk man gives to his special customer, like me

I got some man milk from the milk man, and all i had to do was suck! good deal!

by ThirstyGuy December 3, 2003

Milk for Free

A term used to say that instead of intimacy in a relationship, you can get the sex for free( via slut, whore, prostitute, etc.) Also in the statement, " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"

From RvB

Caboose: My dad always said " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey Rookie. Did you just call my girfriend a cow?
Tucker: No dude, I think he called her a slut.

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

milk shake

2/3 ice cream, 1/3 milk, place in blender, mix, serve chilled

strawberry milk shake

by dude December 31, 2003