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Old lady that is single
by eriqaz October 1, 2020
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Single Serving Neighbor

1. A single serving neighbor is someone who stays at a vacation rental near your permanent residents. You are neighbors with this person or people during their stay and then likely never see these them again.

2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.

Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend
My neighborhood is full of vacation rentals. All I have single serving neighbors. Here one week, gone the next.

We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.
by LSam October 5, 2020
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Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.
I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.
by squirter November 15, 2012
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the single look

Looking like a hoe because you can
"Johnny just broke up with me what should I do?"
"Rock the single look tomorrow!"

-show your midriff
-wear your push up bra
- rock them booty shorts
by rubberducky100 September 22, 2012
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Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011
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vijay single

when your group of three (threesome) is spontaniously joined right before you tee off on the first tee by a typically annoying person with no one else to play with. This phrase is derived from but is not making fun of pro golfer "Vijay Singh."

2. when your group is held up by a single player on the hole in front of you or if he/she jumps in front of you right before you tee off
golfer 1 - Dang man, we should have teed off when we had the chance, now we gotta wait on flippin' Vijay Single down there to move on.
by 8petton1 December 9, 2011
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Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.
guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"
by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011
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