Crib addict

A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.

That Facebook users are all crib addicts!

by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025

earrape addict

someone who likes to listen to earrape

ooh yes I am an earrape addict
friendz: ew goodbye <moves to antartica>

by Soo Donihm June 14, 2018

Arrow Addict

a person who is addicted to the show Arrow

I am an Arrow addict

by marcel amell January 13, 2021

United States Of America Are Addicted To The Number Four

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United States Of America Are Addicted To The Number Four

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

Anal addiction

What you get when you're drugged by doctors criminals and society with 1000s of cocktails of addictive drugs and pillaged sexually for your children

Get a restraining order against Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada for their anal addiction

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Zyn Addict

Someone that begs for your fresh tinny of zynie

Elijah keeps begging for Marcus’s new tinny tin Zyn upper echocardiogram gum pilly for mathematic class , he’s begging a real Zyn addict

by tmac25 May 17, 2023

addiction to lurking

To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.

Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant

by fsunoles August 31, 2011