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yanky doodle noodle 

when you die in a game and warn your friends from the threat
player 1: (dies) YANKY DOODLE NOODLE!
player 2: o thanks g

Cooked Spagetti Noodle 

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.
Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

Seafood Spaghetti Noodles 

When you put a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles in a vaginal orfice that smells fishy. Once the spaghetti is inserted you then turn on the female it is inserted into and once turned on you have seafood spaghetti noodles.
Hey girl imma make some seafood spaghetti noodles tonight.

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle 

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

no no noodle 

Man: has a no no noodle
Woman: has no no no noodle
no no noodle by 2019Anyone? August 21, 2021

the_rat_in_your_noodles 

Some random tiktok mutual of mine idk
"The_rat_in_your_noodles is so cool omg"