Stephen Hawking

When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.

“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”

by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022

Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk

That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.

by Sol Good July 3, 2009

Hawk and Verde

"Hawk" defines the male in a heterosexual relationship while "Verde" defines the female in the said relationship.

Look at Hawk and Verde walking across the street over there!

by Jesus Herbert Christ November 27, 2007

Red Hawk

When someone sneaks behind another person, so to warn the victim you yell Red Hawk.

Bro! Red Hawk, Red Hawk!

by Megan N December 5, 2012

cock hawk

A promiscuous female (or male, whatever tickles your pickle) who swoops in, gets the widely sought cock, and soars right on out of the picture, similar to a hawk touching down upon its defenseless prey and hoisting it into the wild blue yonder.

Jeffrey, that fucking cock hawk! He planted his booty on me just long enough to rub the ol' prostate the right way and jumped right up off! I think I saw him eating bird seed earlier.

by rpr9 January 17, 2017

Doe hawk

A female Mo hawk.

Sally was jealous of her brother's Mohawk, so she went to the salon and came back with a Doe hawk.

by AliCat44 June 23, 2010

Hawking radiation

Hawking radiation is a theory created by Steven Hawking that blew every scientists mind because for years everyone thought that nothing could escape a black hole and Hawking proved them wrong by showing that electromagnetic radiation could escape.

Hawking radiation proved a lot of sceintists wrong

by Soposh8r May 20, 2018