Nikolaj is very good looking, hot, handsome, attractive, striking, stunning, fine, well proportioned, gorgeous, beautiful, stylish, funny, elegant, lovely, smart, majestic, strong, sharp, adequate, principled, disciplined, clean, nice, intelligent, superior alpha male.
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.
(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.
(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)
Inferior human: Hey superior Nikolaj, what is 9 + 10? I am too dumb to find the answer.
Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.
Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.
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Possible the best persons on earth is named "Niklas"
Possible the best persons on earth is named "Niklas"
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Guy two: "You too man, I really hope you have yourself a Niklas day"
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