Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

My Ass

A gateway to another dimension

Open up my ass and jump in

by young_sheisty December 27, 2021

Sauron in my ass

that feeling when your ass burns when you take a hard shit

man, i aint eating this biryani no more man, it feels like sauron in my ass

by chomumandem March 31, 2022

My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021

My ass

Place you run to play in

The things he do to my ass… it hate sex

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks

person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)

by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021