The mostard cult

An unknown instagram cult account. They post mostly stolen memes and sometimes get hacked. They stan My Chemical Romance and some of them have stan accounts.

1:
Ray: I posted my Ned fan art on the Mostard Cult account.
Bella: That's cool! Can I join?

Ray: No, I am a member but you aren't.
Bella: :(
2:

The Mostard Cult is a random account and the members have a freaking chat for it!

by bisexual bandito September 30, 2019

Mutard

A person who posseses the defining characteristics of both a mutant and a retard.
A person of little social credibility.

Child - Mum, why is tha man drooling?

Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.

by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003

muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 12, 2008

Mustadio

A character from Final Fantasy Tactics. He is an engineer who wields a gun in battle and can stop his enemies from acting or moving with Arm Seal or Leg Seal.

Also works to make Brad laugh.

Me: Haha, I just made the enemy immobile with Leg Seal.
Someone: Cool?

Me: Hey brad......MUSTADIO!!!!!
Brad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

by GreatHammurabi July 6, 2006

MustardMusket

a wiener and/or meatstick

Thats one tasty MustardMusket

by omega20mm August 23, 2007

mustardick

A penis with a wavy line of mustard on it.

Ew, Frank just sent me a Snapchat of his mustardick. It looks like zesty.

by tazzarama December 15, 2014

Muntardasouras

Cross between a munted retard and a massive sore ass

when you are overcome by masses of amounts alcohol/chemicals and you are so large its derasic with a munted muut, you have become a muntardasouras

by Damobrothers January 29, 2010