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Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked
Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously
by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016
mugGet the Your mum in a wetsuitmug.

Ur mum gaeeeee

The ultimate roast. When it gets told to u u get Ebola and die. The only known cure is saying no u back to the other person.
Tearcher:u got an f
Kid ur mum gaeeeee
Teacher: no u
by Memelord999999999 April 27, 2019
mugGet the Ur mum gaeeeeemug.

ur mum quad

honestly, it means what you want it to mean
James: Ur mom gay
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad

every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything
by SSG 12 October 7, 2018
mugGet the ur mum quadmug.

Bomb Ur Mum

When you say I'm going to Bomb Ur Mum to win an argument
Bully: You SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKK

Epic Gamer: Immmaaa Bomb Ur Mum
by Findlay Rimmr February 18, 2021
mugGet the Bomb Ur Mummug.

marshmallow your mum

don’t worry i didn’t listen either
i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan

i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary
by you don’t know me October 8, 2020
mugGet the marshmallow your mummug.

Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy March 3, 2011
mugGet the Your mum's watching!mug.

your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).
God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.
by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009
mugGet the your mum's bapsmug.

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