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moose-owl

A moose that is approximately 50cm high, has wings and behaves like an owl. They live in forrests on the northern hemisphere and is known for the sound they make when they catch their prey: "khaaaa". The moose-owl sometimes catches prey as large as cows and always proceeds to fly towards the sunset carrying the prey. They are very stealthy and always attacks the prey from behind.
Farmer: The Moose-owls have taken nearly 15 of my finest cows, this has to stop!
by Dr.Awesome December 7, 2007
mugGet the moose-owlmug.

Loose Moose

A term used for a promiscuous, overweight woman.
Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.
by sonic8or December 20, 2013
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Moose bonger

Swedish slang for a semi erection.
"I can't get out of bed just yet bro, i've got a bit of a moose bonger. Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day... Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day...."

"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"

"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"
by C. Amos February 10, 2008
mugGet the Moose bongermug.

Moose Gun

Everything describing Sarah Palin all rolled into one word!
by blamesydney June 20, 2010
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moose man

moose man thinkz the moose is like the god!
by teeny tiny v March 16, 2003
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moose-knuckle

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002
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Moose bumper

Canadian sexual position where the man takes the woman from behind in a fashion similar to doggy style excepting that the female is gripping the horns of a stuffed and mounted moose head.
She likes to hunt so last night I gave her a moose bumper eh...
by Fooken Eh June 25, 2014
mugGet the Moose bumpermug.

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