A moose that is approximately 50cm high, has wings and behaves like an owl. They live in forrests on the northern hemisphere and is known for the sound they make when they catch their prey: "khaaaa". The moose-owl sometimes catches prey as large as cows and always proceeds to fly towards the sunset carrying the prey. They are very stealthy and always attacks the prey from behind.
by Dr.Awesome November 12, 2007
Sara Palin is a moose gun.
by blamesydney June 18, 2010
by sonic8or December 21, 2013
"I can't get out of bed just yet bro, i've got a bit of a moose bonger. Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day... Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day...."
"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"
"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"
"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"
"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"
by C. Amos February 10, 2008
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