by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009
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by Krytpo January 23, 2004
Get the monkey fuckers mug.When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.
by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009
Get the Monkey Cuddle mug.n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.
1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!
No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.
2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.
Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.
No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.
2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.
Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.
by gnostic1 August 27, 2011
Get the wheelnut monkey mug.An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.
Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.
Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.
Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.
Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.
Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.
by I-Heart-Shiksas January 8, 2008
Get the ass monkey mug.To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.
"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."
by Guthlac A February 10, 2010
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