As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
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Get the Tap tit monday mug.Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
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Get the I will be sick on Monday mug.Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.
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Get the monday syndrome mug.A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
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Get the Monday the second of November mug.Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
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