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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
It’s tap tit Monday!”
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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.
I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.
by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016
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Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”
by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024
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u must ask out ur crush if ur name starts with any of theese letters,

A, F, M, G, K, Y, W, E
hey Alex it’s Monday the second of November u need to ask out ur crush
by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
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The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019
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