mohawk

Favorite hairstyle of anarchists, punks, losers, etc. A mohawk can usually be found where the outcasts of the outcast crowd hang out: like in an inner-city alley, or at Berkley-U. Male individuals with mohawks usually don't have a job or a girlfriend, usually have a boyfriend, and most likely hate their parents.

If you have mohawk you should be thrown in prison and send to a re-education camp.

by craivenmorhed April 9, 2008

Mohawk

1.A hairstyle whereas sides are shaved off leaving hair in the middle to be spiked.
2.A hairstyle which some pussy wanna-be gangsters cut an inch of their short hair and said they had a very shitty Mohawk, known to those with proper Mohawks as Fohawk.

1. Jon- "Damn, check out his ten inch Mohawk, that's some sick ass shit!"
2. Jon- "Check out that little wanna-be pussy with his fucking half inch Mohawk!"
Josh- "I know, what a little fucking Fohawk.

by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009

mohanie

A retarded foreign who likes this one guy who initials are M.L.R. She is a loser who Jesus is going to come after because of her foreignness. LOL.

Mohanie is an ugly foreign.

by Ali Oooooooo June 10, 2008

mohair

A person of likeness to a goat and gandalf.

Good gracious, are you wearing socks made of Mohair?

by Poooooooo April 5, 2008

mohawked psycho

a person who is liable to pulling many a stephens

Damn!... this milk is good fool! said the mohawked psycho.

by Geoffrey mohawk July 30, 2008

crack mohawk

Brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh

Jack: "Yah that movie was cool."
Brianna: "CRACK MOHAWK"

by jacksta May 1, 2008

Mohan

A guy named Mohan who moans day in and day out. But nevertheless is a based guy and is in company of chads. Is a gay though.

Some people with this name are totally beta. For eg. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, a beta pacifist cuck who would agree to take in 25 circumscised shlongs in his mouth for exchange of gulabi.

Mohandas was a beta cuck.

by ssaannii October 18, 2021