military manlet

The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.

Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

minitron

A beautiful stinky poopmaxxing looksmaxxinh auramaxxinh rizzly bear

“Minitron is so fucking sexy and stinky omg i want him to rizz me”

by thegoat76 March 23, 2024

Militant Satanism

Is a belief in the order of nine angles.

Militant Satanism is bad

by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026

Military Time

"Military Time" is a something used mostly by people in the army to tell the time. Rather than it being 4:00 it would be 16:00.

"My phone is on military time so you might not be able to understand it."

by AniyaMartinez January 27, 2025

military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.

“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”

by JuiceeJay February 4, 2025

Military civilian

A giant piece of shit who decides that helping the service members that they are hired for and paid to help, in fact, is a waste of their time.

“Did you clear CIF yet”
“No, those military civilians keep fucking rejecting my gear even though I’ve never used it and it’s practically brand new”

by Mick2700 May 21, 2025

Military Kid

A kid with a obsession with military, who also loves dressing up as soldiers, playing military fps games, and loves guns.
They are mostly teenage males.

Only military kids play Ghost Recon.

by urbanwarrior1122 June 14, 2025