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P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.
i want to grow up to be a P-milf.
by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006
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uper milf

uper+ milf = uper milf
Uper (super) mother I'd like to fuck. Not very complicated.
by koko November 5, 2005
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Milf Day

Every second Monday of the month is a great day to encourage milfs to be positive about their body
Hey it’s milf day and your mom bod is beautiful
by Mil1206 October 7, 2019
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the milf society

The litest society in oxford for exclusive members only.
“Dude I heard the milf society are in town today, we should go see them!”
by Kool dude October 16, 2017
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Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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milf bod

A woman with great tits that you could see in pornos as an adult. You wouldn't mind slamming after she had kids.
Damn, that sweater gave her a milf bod!
by lordmorningwood March 11, 2017
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femboy milf

Femboy milfs are people who are biologically female or male, but also show characteristics of the opposite. Like a biological female with male characters or a biological male with female characters. And they’re also a milf…showing milf characteristics and is a mother to everyone which also feeds their mommy issues.
Adrian: bro they’re sooo hot. But i don’t know their gender and how old they are??
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT
by ItsSarahcha February 26, 2022
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