Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

A fuckin meal

A whole hot ass meal

She a fuckin meal tho

by VeiledOwl58 November 24, 2020

Happy Meal

Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.

I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha

by MilliGuy November 26, 2020

Kaitlin Collins meal

the act of having a specific man cumming inside a Dorito bag a few hours before someone eats it.

oh damn it seems someone made me a Kaitlin Collins meal!

by Iyahxsisive November 5, 2020

Happy Meal

Slang term used to discribe drug paraphernalia. Especially those sold in stores to keep things secret.

Aye, im gona run to the corner liquor store and get some happy meals for these fiends!

by Amacken February 3, 2021

Street Meal

A Very Fast Prepped Low Income Meal

im low on cash so i decided to make a Street Meal

by JimmAsin March 10, 2021

Replica Meal

Cooking from an existing recipe, fucking it up but serving it anyways

"Didn't he say he cooked from granny's recipe?"

"Yeah but it's a total replica meal, discussing!!!"

by VinceDeBurger March 12, 2021