The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.

1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015

Meal Down Under

When you have a meal from down under (anally), preferrably with your partner and in the southern hemisphere

Gday Amanda, how are you doing?
Oh you know the usual, me and Frankie had a meal down under

by Smurfskii May 20, 2021

left the whole meal

Meaning someone didn’t eat. Saying that they slayed. But when someone leaves the whole meal it means they didn’t slay

“My man’s left the whole meal”

by Lynxxxxx March 5, 2022

Smack-head meal

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

by Rob1412 March 30, 2011

meal-breaker

A foodstuff (usually a sweet, salty, oily or fatty snack) which unexpectedly spoils one's appetite. After consumption, the eater usually cannot start or finish the remainder of their regular meal.

I thought I'd just have a bag of buttered popcorn to take the edge off before dinner, but that's stuff's a real meal-breaker!

by niftimusmaximus September 15, 2010

Midtown meal

When a girl is getting anal and throws up on the mans chest

Bitch left me a midtown meal.

by Tallguy84 October 3, 2016

2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.

Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”

by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022